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UPGRADE PROTEASE

 May 5, 2020 at 10:33 PM

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 1010
#M104 #Ichneumon 64 #UNZIP
The Alien MUA
Gained a Warehouse
She Lined It w/Her #Articles
She Imbursed It w/Her #Outfits
Then She Called Laura Lee
And Left a Message On Her Phone
"Monkeys Ain't Got Closets"
She Called Your #Closet a 'Purse'
And Laughed

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 1001
M104 Ichneumon 64 ⭦ 109 #Ni⬘
20:20 "Where's Waldo?"
He Was Eaten by
The Alien MUA's
Pet #SaberToothedTiger
20:20 It's Not Safe
It's Not Safe to Walk Down
The Cosmetics Aisle Alone
20:20 Especially After
Especially After Dark
A House-Cat? So #Ghetto!

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 1000
#M104 #Ichneumon 64 ⭩ 85 #Me⬖
The #Alien #MUA Pointed at
#ComicBookGirl19
And Said
"#ThatBitchIsBullshitting
I Saw The Wolfman Chasing Her
And That Bitch Tripped
Over Her Own Legs
She Fell Down
The Wolfman Got Her
Then..."
*#SaberToothedTiger Roars*

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 0111
#M104 #Ichneumon 64 ⭨ 64 #Ra⬙
The Alien MUA Said
"#Fuckyourlogic
I'll Drill a Hole"
Then Her #SaberToothedTiger
Took to Roaring Some More
*Image #Obscured By Tiger Spit*
I Couldn't Hear What She Said Next
20:20 All I Know
It Ended w/"...Kelly Gooch"

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 0110
#M104 #Ichneumon 64 ⭧ 46 #By⬙
Alien MUA Employs a
#FurthermoreFuckStyle
#IchneumonInspired
The Alien MUA Said
"I Don't Need Accommodations
I'll Drill a Hole"
20:20 The Smurf Was Like
"You Can Just Use The Door"
Alien MUA Replied
"I'LL DRILL A HOLE!"

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 0101
#M104 #Ichneumon 64 ⭦ 31 #Su⬗
20:20 Hashtag #Satan
Tighten Up Your #FuckStyle
You Gotta Con-#Template
That #HussieKnowledge
You Can't Just Go #BuckWild
You Gotta #Apply Some Sauce
to Them Chicken Wings
You Can't Just Serve 'em Plain Jane
#BarbieShit

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 0100
#M104 #Ichneumon 64 ⭩ 19 #Go⬘
You Gotta Tighten Up
Your #HussieKnowledge
You Gotta Fortify
Your #FuckStyle
A House-Cat Is Ghetto Now
You Gotta Get a #SaberToothedTiger
20:20 Bitch Go Big
Or Go The Phuck Home, Heffa
20:20 #FYI
#SatanMashedPotatoes
91

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 0011
#M104 #Ichneumon 64 ⭨ 10 Ti⬘
#Alien MUA Won't Be Done
She Has Way More Glam Than You
20:20 Furthermore
She's Got a #SaberToothedTiger
Bitch, You've Just Got a Cat
Talkin' All That #BarbieShit
"OH-NO-HE-DID-#NOT!"
Alien MUA Has
Way More Glam Than You

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 0010
#M104 #Ichneumon 64 ⭧ 4 #De⬘
The Alien MUA Won't Be Outdone
While She Was Doing Her #Routine
20:20 In The Background
There Was a #SaberToothedTiger
Tiger Roared at The Camera
Tiger Spit Obscured The Image
Alien MUA Said
"I'm Bigger Than Carli Bybel"

BAILEY SARIAN #PROTEASE 0001
#M104 #Ichneumon 64 ⭦ 1 #An⬘
20:20 Wonder Wheel
20:20 Clothes On #Current
Sexy On a Stripper
#ParaGraphicWave
20:20 #Clothes On Current
20:20 #Parade
UPDATE Your #HussieKnowledge
QUICK CON-FIGURE #FuckYourCat
"Yeah, Bridget,
What's w/The Cat?"
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